star date 33 weeks - 4 days ...

that's right ... i know all about start trek. due largely to my web access i am fairly well versed in contemporary popular culture. before you judge me harshly please remember that my options are fairly limited in here. i can't remember the last time the bookmobile or the tumblebus came through. i am pretty much just swimming around in my own waste here people. sure ... i was able to order a funky lamp from ikea but i have no idea where to plug it in. along these lines ... assembling a desk with a hex wrench in the dark is not as easy as it sounds. i knew i should have gone with the laptop.