i got game ...

if i were you ...
i would just grab some pine
because you can't guard this

and just in case you think this is fake ...

that i am using trick photography
relying on out-of-frame assistance
or other performance enhancers

i offer the following evidence that
there is absolutely nothing ...

... up my sleeve

show me a sign ...

a language is a dialect
with an army and a navy
... max weinreich [no relation]

SHOES ...

... american sign language

... maxwell sign language



BUG ...

... american sign language

... maxwell sign language

the many hats of maxwell ...

ok ... i know that two does not exactly
necessitate a "many" but ...
i am trying to establish a theme here

hat ... baseball cap, camo
ideal for ... back-porch water table sessions

hat ... cowboy, straw
ideal for ... waving to the ladies

a sunny afternoon ...

... in my backyard

the many faces of maxwell ...

cold steel

this is not the "sharing" kind of mac & cheese

how long until football season ?

what a morning ...

things began pretty slowly ...

... it's a good thing i had my phone to help pass the time

unfortunately i left my safety gear at home
and had to improvise

here we can see the highlight of the outing ...
... a free balloon !

i let dad play with the balloon on the walk back

not pictured ... the pile of dog doo
but that is a story for a different day

who wore it better ...

...the easter edition

please be kind ... dad had a lot to eat that day