steve irwin, how we miss you ...

it is important to be extra stealthy
when you are stalking the north american
bald-headed, hairy-faced ape
it is best to approach while he is sleeping

if by chance your quarry should awaken ...

... one must be prepared with a wild-eyed stare

while a charming look may placate many wild beasts
it will prove useless against this primate

trust me ... stick with the deranged stare
it will serve you well